P: How much makeup did you wear when we first started dating?
Me: Lipstick and eyeliner.
P: And how much do you wear now?
Me: Foundation, powder, lipstick, eyeliner, eyeshadow, mascara and sometimes blush.
P: Why the change?
Me: I was 22 then. I'm almost 35 now.
Me: I need a little more, um, help. Kind of like the Phantom of the Opera needs his mask.