If I were your neighbor, and I needed to quickly vacuum my living room at 11 p.m. on a Saturday, you would:
A.) Be glad I'm maintaining my home in proper condition.
B.) Kill me.
I'm afraid the latter answer is probably correct, but I don't think I have a choice. G made microwave popcorn for herself earlier this evening (a new skill of which she is very proud), and the carpet is crunchy.
If I don't post again, you'll know the lady next door chose B.