Me: Hey, G, what do kids do for fun?
G: Lots of things! Playing with toys, reading comics, playing board games, dress-up, basketball, soccer, hockey ...
Me: And what do grownups do for fun?
G: Oh, you know. Golf. Reading. All that grownup stuff.
(Man. Maybe I should just give up and join the AARP right now.)
Me: You need to take a shower.
Me: You had your horse class today.
Me: And you stomped around in pony poo for an hour while wearing a helmet and long pants in 90-degree weather.
G: But why do I need a shower?
Me: Because you smell like a ranch, that's why.
(Please, for the love of humanity, go and wash!)
G (at the end of a phone conversation): Do you have any questions or comments?
Me: Um, not at this time.
(Where the heck did she get that one from?)