G: Did you know that wolves can have from one to 11 puppies at a time?
Me: Wow. I'll bet the mother wolf would be really tired looking after 11 puppies.
G: Yeah, she'd be all, "Down, Skippy! Down! Amanda -- no!"
Me: Would wolf cubs be called Skippy and Amanda?
G (trying and failing to get out of the car while carrying a backpack, a book, a magazine, a handful of toys and a drink): I have too much stuff!
Me: I know. It's the sad dilemma of the modern child.
G: Mommmm. HELP me.