Saturday, October 27, 2007

Conversations with G, Halloween Edition

G: What am I going to wear to the Halloween party tonight?
Me: Um, you're going to wear your Cleopatra costume that we bought a month ago.
G: I want to save that for Halloween night. I need a different costume for today.
Me: What did you have in mind?
G: I could be a pimple.
Me: No.
G: A zit?
Me: No.
G: A cold sore?
Me: You cannot be any sort of skin eruption.
G: I know! How about a butt? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ahhh, the joys of elementary-age kids ...

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