G: How can anyone stand to wear the Barney suit?
Me: What makes you think it's a suit?
G: Mom. It's totally a suit.
Me: No! Barney is a little stuffed dinosaur, and when the kids come, then he turns into a real purple dinosaur.
G (starting to giggle): He doesn't.
Me: Are you denying Barney's special powers?!
G (laughing hysterically): You are crazy.
Me: You've got to believe! Believe in the magic!
Hey, it's nicer than P's theory that Barney was fattening the kids up so he could eat them later. Every time they'd have a cast change and bring on some new child actors, he'd say, "See? The last batch got eaten. You can't trust a T. rex."
I really miss him.