G: Would you like to hear about the story I wrote at school today?
Me: Sure, I'd love to.
G: It's about a pig called Piggy Le Pig.
Me: Sounds good.
G: He got married to a beautiful pig called Penny.
Me: Uh huh.
G: But then she killed him.
Me: Oh dear.
G: She was drunk.
Me (starting to laugh against my will): That's terrible.
G: She thought she was at a juice bar and the juice tasted weird. But she drank a lot of it anyway and went crazy.
Me (holding in laughter): Mmmph!
G: The moral of the story is, don't drink beer or you might kill your husband.
Me: *nearly loses it*
G: Do you think it could win a ?