An ad for the My Little Pony Live: World's Biggest Tea Party stage show comes on television ...
Me: A-HA! I am so taking you to that!
G (horrified): Aaagh! Nooooo!
Me: Yes! For your 10th birthday in January.
G: Nooooo! I want a sleepover for my birthday!
Me (evilly): Look, I'm Googling right now to see how much tickets are.
G: I am going to ignore you and watch iCarly.
Me: Heh heh heh.
Preteen torture ... it should be an Olympic sport. :)