Sunday, March 28, 2010

Conversations with G, continued

Lugging a huge box of just-purchased kitty litter to the car:

Me: Ooof, this thing is heavy.
G: How heavy is it?
Me: Twenty-five pounds. It's like carrying a toddler, except toddlers hold onto you.
G: They do?
Me: Yes. They put their little arms around your neck.
G (menacingly): And strangle you until you're dead.
Me: Good grief! What sort of demon baby are you expecting to have one day?

Browsing at Barnes & Noble:

Me: Hey, come over here and look at this.
G: What is it?
Me: It's an Edward umbrella.
G: Oh, now they've just gone too far.

At bedtime:

Me (cheerily): Okay, little princess, it's time for lights out.
G: I'm not little, and I'm NOT a princess. And I'm still reading my magazine.
Me: Jeez, I try to say loving things to you, and look what I get. All right, you're not a little princess anymore, but I need something to call you instead. How about if I call you my big ...
G: Penguin?
Me: Fine. From now on, I will refer to you as "big penguin."
G: *giggles*
Me: Time for lights out, big penguin.
G: *hysterical laughter*
Me (leaning over): Let me kiss you goodnight, big penguin!
G (between gasps): Stop! No more! You're going to make me pee.

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OMG that was so funny hope your big penguin didn't wet herself Caroline xxxx

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Shelbi said...

I love your blog its soo funny, G has the best personality and so do you. G reminds me of myself cause i'm all spaztic and silly(of course in a good way:) Well happy blogging..That was soooo dumb.

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The Fat Gay said...

I thought your conversation a-la- kitty litter was too cute. It gave me an idea for a post, myself. Don't let me down with future postings! ;)

A D Coursey said...

what sweet moments. i look forward to having memorable conversations like this with my little bundle of giggles.