Dr. Seuss has nothing on me

G: Mom! What if we had a hound, and he was on the ground?
Me: He would be a ground hound. What if he was also shaped like a ball?
G: What?
Me: He would be a round ground hound. What if we'd gotten him at the animal shelter?
G: What?
Me: He would be a pound round ground hound. What if we tied him up?
G: What?
Me: He would be a bound pound round ground hound.
G: I don't think we should tie him up and leave him on the ground. He could get hit by a car.