Thursday, June 01, 2006


There's a U-Haul truck across the street, and that can mean only one thing: Chester the Molester is moving away. Finally.

Yes, there are convicted sex offenders living everywhere, and you're never really safe, and all that, but I hated knowing that this guy was living directly opposite us with his windows facing ours. At least now I won't have to look at his perpetually half-closed blinds and wonder if he's lurking back there with a pair of binoculars or a camera with a long lens.

So long, Chester, and don't let the door hit you on the way out!

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