St. Jude just called me.
No, really. The phone rang, and when I looked at the caller ID, it said "ST JUDE." I didn't answer it because I don't answer any calls from people I don't know personally, and that includes former apostles. But I'm amused by the idea of St. Jude ringing me up, whether to chat about the weather, to ask if I have any particularly thorny problems I need solved, or to tell me that my issues are beyond all help. Or, if my guess about the real purpose of the call is right, to hit me up for a donation.