It's Friday night, and the Wiggles, whom I thought were gone from our lives forever, are on TV.
Anthony: I'm going to hide this book ...
Me: ... in my pants!
G (scandalized): MOM!!
Well, it looked like he was going to. So there.
Also, it's probably heresy to say so, but I think I like Sam, the new yellow Wiggle, more than Greg, the old yellow Wiggle. Something about Greg's eyebrows always disturbed me.