... in this day and age, do the people who run the Webkinz site think it's acceptable to present kids with a game that features a bear called Poncho who wears a serape, bounces beans off his sombrero and speaks in a horrible Speedy Gonzalez "accent?"
... am I playing Webkinz games at all at my age?
... am I actually considering getting my own Webkinz so I won't have to play on G's account?
... does G, an extremely bright girl of almost 9, act as if she's incapable of pouring a bowl of cereal, getting a drink of water or drying herself off after a shower?
... do I still get frustrated that I can't call or e-mail P to tell him something I know would interest him?
... do we always end up eating dinner at 4:45 p.m. on weekends?
... have I only accomplished one of the many things I meant to do today?
... is one of the cats turning up her nose at the high-end, super-nutritious cat food I bought this afternoon? That stuff costs twice what your Purina One does -- now eat!