G has been playing with her hieroglyphic stencil.
G: Want to see what I wrote in hieroglyphics?
G: *points to three rows of characters*
Me: Oh, that's cool. What does it say?
G: This one says 'OMG,' this one says 'J/K,' and this one says 'LOL.'
Me: Ancient Egyptian text messaging?
Fifteen minutes later, a panicked cry from upstairs ...
G: Mom! Mom! Where's my thesaurus?
Me: It's probably on your bookshelf.
Me: Why do you need a thesaurus?
G: To read while I'm in the bathroom.