While passing the Valentine section at Target ...
Me: Are you going to hand out Valentines at school this year?
G: Uck, no. Someone might think I have a crush on them.
Me: I see. Suppose you just give everyone candy instead?
(long pause while she stands in front of a candy display in deep thought)
Me: What are you doing?
G: I'm looking for something that says, "Happy Valentine's Day, here's your candy, I don't like you."
I LOL'd. And just in case you were wondering, apparently the candy that sends that message to fifth-grade boys is Laffy Taffy.